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ESL - Santa Got Run Over By My Grandma
Santa Got Run Over By My Grandma
Ernest Samuel Llime - 2011 - December, Woodhaven
The other day, I took my grandchildren to:
"Breakfast with Santa" at their school.
They played "Grandma Got Run Over ..." as if it was just another Christmas song.
I mentioned this to 4-5 people and none of them thought it was inappropriate.
Moreover, they did not understand why I thought so.
O.K. we may or may not tell our children that there is/is no Santa Claus
But telling them that Santa is a "Hit and Run Driver" is totally wrong!
So I wrote my own version:
CHORUS
E E E A A A E B B E (D A E)
Santa got run over by my grandma
Sliding down the chimney Christmas eve
Some people think the Grinch might be my grandma
But as for me and grandpa we believe
E E B B B E E E7 A B B E
She's had too much medication
We all thought that she'd o.d.-ed
But when she flew right up the chimney
We had no choice but our eyes to believe
C#m C#m Abm B7 B7 E E7 E7 A B B E
Grandma always rode her broomstick
Everytime she had to leave,
I'm told there's no such thing as witches
But what I see with my own eyes I do believe
E E E A A A E B B E (D A E)
Yeah, Santa got run over by my grandma
Sliding down the chimney Christmas eve
Technically, he didn't get run over
But you'd a had to be there to believe
E E B B B E E E7 A B B E
We've been having too much eggnog
While we smoked some primo grass
All of us 'bout died of laughter
Seeing the fat boy with a broomstick up his ass
C#m C#m Abm B7 B7 E E7 E7 A B B E
We stopped laughing the next morning
The police rolled up their sleeves
Santa's been seen going down our chimney
But the busybodies never saw him leave
CHORUS
E E E A A A E B B E (D A E)
Santa got run over by my grandma
Sliding down the chimney Christmas eve
Some people think the Grinch might be my grandma
But as for me and grandpa we believe
E E B B B E E E7 A B B E
Grandpa made them all some coffee
He said boys ain't you heard the news
Everybody in Virginia
Knows there is no such a thing as Santa Claus!Copyright © 2011 Ernest Samuel Llime. All Rights
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